Sunday, September 22, 2019

National News

In the bowels of the Shamrock, or is it bowls – I keep getting those two mixed up (would it be bowls?) Bendigo's Concerned Citizens Council held an announcement. “It's time Bendigo seized control of its destiny,” stated Mr Name Withheld, his voice muffled by...

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Spelling errors aside this "meme" is still terrible.

“It all started one afternoon,” recalls artist Dave Dobbins from his creative bungalow/home in California Gully. “I saw this science demonstration and they used liquid nitrogen, so I took a picture of the canister and added the line 'As Cold As Your Heart' and sent...

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United Patriots Front, a populist far-right street protest movement, announced on their Twitter feed last night they hate puppies and kittens. "Muslims are training cats and dogs to take over Australia with their cuteness" said head honcho Willie Powell. "You can't trust them, their looks are deceiving"...

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The Australian Government has made a unified decision regarding hair and how hair should be cut for equality.... have made a law requiring that everyone should have a mullet haircut.  The Law is entitled 'The Mullet Act'. Starting from tomorrow, any person that is caught...

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