Thousands of locals were unable to vote today after the Napier St road works caused a traffic jam. People were driving through the road works on their way to voting locations when traffic came to a halt. The stretch of road dubbed the 22nd wonder...
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This week we turn the Bendigo Standard election spotlight onto the Make Bendigo Great Again Party. Run by Nobby Head, 72, of Kangaroo Flat, the group aims to restore Bendigo to the glory days. “I remember as a child being able to pan for gold...
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In a lackluster vote, that didn't meet the heights of past question - How Do You Eat A Head Of Lettuce, Bendigo has deemed god (or "God" depending on how you see things - or if you see things. I mean if you see visions...
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Who the hell knew this would happen? In a poll on what people call their main meal, tea or dinner, tea has won. Tea, a kind of herb drink, is what people eat as a main meal in Bendigo. “I thought people ate dinner, but...
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A man from Stawell in Western Victoria admitted he only changes his smoke alarm battery when Australia gains a new Prime Minister. Gerald Fawkes said "Back in the 90's I kept forgetting to change the battery during daylight savings. Now every time we get a...
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In what can only be described as a calculated move, American Commander-in-chief Donald "Duck" Trump has slagged off Canada. "No greater friends than the United States and Australia!" reads the media release by the Duck head of state. It therefore is clear that Canada is...
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Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill. "I can't believe the deal I got." Mr Jacobs said. "I picked up a broom, one of those mops I saw...
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A delegation from the Zimbabwean government will arrive in Australia shortly to provide advice and support to the Australian government during it's impending leadership change. "Some of these countries have a long history of policital instability, corruption and in some cases outright coups in the...
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There are few in Australian politics with more charisma, panache, and honesty as Crate Man. If there’s an issue affecting Australia, Crate Man has been there, supporting in true Aussies spirit - by not yanking anyones chain. In fact few can match Crate Man on...
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The people of Bendigo have spoken on the tough questions. Mosque. Trams. How long the Kangaroo Flat swimming pool should be. Now it's how to eat a head of lettuce. The Apple Method Party have been vocal all day. "However, on this night we have...
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