Sunday, February 17, 2019

World News

“Paper jam my arse!” said Carl, the Photocopier Whisperer. He knelt before the eggshell coloured box, and slid a compartment out with the tenderness of an artisan pizza maker drawing handmade dough from a woodfire oven. “Let us see what the matter is with you,”...

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"How about this heat?" said Reverend Mighty Duck, 47, of Bendigo. After being punched in the face, Rev Duck explained that the heat wave is really just the first stage of the apocalypse. "Ow, that really hurt," said Rev Duck, "And yes, we're all damned."...

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In a bold move Fredrick J. Bunny, known publicly as the Easter Bunny, has made an offer to purchase Christmas. It has been rumoured that Kris Kringle, also known as Saint Nicholas and operating globally under the moniker Santa Claus, has been under financial stress....

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