Tuesday, August 20, 2019

World News

In ground-breaking scenes, American President Donald Trump met one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time today. King of the Ring, the Master of Madness, and Head Honcho of the New World Order, the one, the only, Macho Man Randy Savage. “Oooh yeah!” said Mr...

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“Well I wasn’t doing anything special, just sort of playing with my phone, and was recording things, you know, watching the sounds, trying to burp, and then, whomp, out the arse,” said Tim Vine, 57, of Golden Square. Yes. He’s fifty-seven. “I saved the image...

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“Paper jam my arse!” said Carl, the Photocopier Whisperer. He knelt before the eggshell coloured box, and slid a compartment out with the tenderness of an artisan pizza maker drawing handmade dough from a woodfire oven. “Let us see what the matter is with you,”...

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"How about this heat?" said Reverend Mighty Duck, 47, of Bendigo. After being punched in the face, Rev Duck explained that the heat wave is really just the first stage of the apocalypse. "Ow, that really hurt," said Rev Duck, "And yes, we're all damned."...

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