Friday, February 22, 2019

World News

In a lackluster vote, that didn't meet the heights of past question - How Do You Eat A Head Of Lettuce, Bendigo has deemed god (or "God" depending on how you see things - or if you see things. I mean if you see visions...

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Donald Trump, the top brass of America, has gone about revenue raising in the best way he knows how. "We asked Potus what he wanted to do about paying for the whole wall schmozzle," said Junior Vice-President staffer Ethan Meeks, "And after talking about the...

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With half a brain, boundless charisma, and an unrivalled ability at shit-talking, Zaphod Beeblebrox is poised to sweep the American Presidential election. “It's hard to see anyone beating him,” said political pundit Toni Stark. “He's imaginative, irresponsible, untrustworthy, extrovert, nothing you couldn't have guessed,” said...

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