Thursday, May 23, 2019

World News

In a bold move Fredrick J. Bunny, known publicly as the Easter Bunny, has made an offer to purchase Christmas. It has been rumoured that Kris Kringle, also known as Saint Nicholas and operating globally under the moniker Santa Claus, has been under financial stress....

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In a lackluster vote, that didn't meet the heights of past question - How Do You Eat A Head Of Lettuce, Bendigo has deemed god (or "God" depending on how you see things - or if you see things. I mean if you see visions...

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Donald Trump, the top brass of America, has gone about revenue raising in the best way he knows how. "We asked Potus what he wanted to do about paying for the whole wall schmozzle," said Junior Vice-President staffer Ethan Meeks, "And after talking about the...

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