"Tastes like chicken," reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on an end of season footy trip a teammate of Mark's at the Strathfieldsaye Jaguar Sharks challenged him to eat his...
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"Seems perfectly alright," said Mr. Loony Bin, head of The People For No Bum Sex In My Backyard Alliance. After hours of standing with grown men, slapping each other on the back and cheering themselves horse, while watching fit, young, healthy men tackle and grapple...
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“The Olympic's are right around the corner and it's time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society team captain. “None of this jogging into the bush, looking for a flag on a tree, and jogging back. “It's time for the next level.”...
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Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week. “It is not an optical illusion,” said Dr Philip Shambrook while standing next to a man walking on a treadmill. “This man is...
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Eddie McGuire, 51, should know better, recently tested material from this upcoming stand-up show, I'm not a Caroline Wilson hater but.., while hosting one of his programs. “I've been in the public eye for a long time,” said McGuire. “Though behind it has always been...
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Can you spot a barista if you saw one in the street? Take our quiz and see if you can separate the baristas from the soccer players. There's eleven to choose from. Decide if the person could make milk froth or take a penalty. If...
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The Catholic Church is petitioning the St Kilda Saints to “please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of the AFL football team.” “You can call yourselves the St. Kilda Devils,” the petition asserts. It is not yet known how The Saints organization will respond....
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The Iron Jock 2016 title will be up for grabs next weekend at The Zone Entertainment Complex. Iron Jocks from all around the world will make their way to the destination and battle their way to see who is 2016 Iron Jock of the year....
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