"Premiers!" said Troy Butterfield, 45, from Eaglehawk. The AFL Grand Final is on today, but for Mr Butterfield the big game was last week. "Premiers! said Mr Butterfield. Eaglehawk played Strathfieldsaye last weekend in the Bendigo Football league. "Premiers! said Mr Butterfield. And there is...
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Daryl Braithwaite has been announced as this years Bendigo Football League Grand Final entertainment. It has been revealed exclusively to The Bendigo Standard, during The Horses a dozen Pegasus' will be released into the sky at the QEO. The horse-winged creatures have replaced all birds including doves and pigeons after pressure...
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Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for Richmond. "They used to be crap and now they're not. I used to be a Carlton supporter back in the early 90's. Now look where they are." Mr Gooden said he...
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A woman from Maiden Gully has open the doors to a new Bendigo Yoga Studio that specialises in the ancient art of Chicken Nugget Yoga. Namaste. It's just like regular yoga, with the added element of eating nuggies to increase happiness and spirituality. People hold...
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"Tastes like chicken," reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet, as these things do, when on an end of season footy trip a teammate of Mark's at the Strathfieldsaye Jaguar Sharks challenged him to eat his...
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"Seems perfectly alright," said Mr. Loony Bin, head of The People For No Bum Sex In My Backyard Alliance. After hours of standing with grown men, slapping each other on the back and cheering themselves horse, while watching fit, young, healthy men tackle and grapple...
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“The Olympic's are right around the corner and it's time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society team captain. “None of this jogging into the bush, looking for a flag on a tree, and jogging back. “It's time for the next level.”...
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Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration this week. “It is not an optical illusion,” said Dr Philip Shambrook while standing next to a man walking on a treadmill. “This man is...
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Eddie McGuire, 51, should know better, recently tested material from this upcoming stand-up show, I'm not a Caroline Wilson hater but.., while hosting one of his programs. “I've been in the public eye for a long time,” said McGuire. “Though behind it has always been...
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Can you spot a barista if you saw one in the street? Take our quiz and see if you can separate the baristas from the soccer players. There's eleven to choose from. Decide if the person could make milk froth or take a penalty. If...
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