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Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now
Local man Jeff Gooden announced on social media today he is now going for Richmond. "They used to be crap...
Local Woman Promotes The Benefits Of Chicken Nugget Yoga
A woman from Maiden Gully has open the doors to a new Bendigo Yoga Studio that specialises in the ancient...
Bendigo Man Eats Own Head
"Tastes like chicken," reported Megan Fox, translating for her husband Mark Fox, 24, from Strathfieldsaye. It started as a bet,...
Man Hugs Another Man, Anti-Marriage Equality Activists Don’t Complain
"Seems perfectly alright," said Mr. Loony Bin, head of The People For No Bum Sex In My Backyard Alliance. After...
Bendigo Orienteering Squad Aiming for Gold
“The Olympic's are right around the corner and it's time to take things seriously,” said Errol Flynn, Bendigo Orienteering Society...
Scientists Prove Running on a Treadmill Doesn’t Make You Go Anywhere
Eight years of research, five years of mathematical modelling and twelve months of trials have all culminated in one demonstration...
Eddie McGuire Upset as Stand-up Material is Poorly Received
Eddie McGuire, 51, should know better, recently tested material from this upcoming stand-up show, I'm not a Caroline Wilson hater...
Barista or Soccer Player?
Can you spot a barista if you saw one in the street? Take our quiz and see if you can...
Church Tells St. Kilda Saints To Change Name
The Catholic Church is petitioning the St Kilda Saints to “please, already, drop the word Saints from the name of...
Iron Jock Title 2016
The Iron Jock 2016 title will be up for grabs next weekend at The Zone Entertainment Complex. Iron Jocks from...
