Technology
BREAKING: Inventor of Emoticons Dies :(
Dr Yami Oshni of Okado died yesterday and the news has left many :-o "I'm </3 he was a much...
City Sends Well Wishes To Woman Quitting Facebook
Eaglehawk woman Thelma Schnobbs announced yesterday plans to quit Facebook after 8 years. Ms. Schnobbs decided she was sick and...
Local Man Donates Human Liver To Pig
In a world first, Bendigo's beloved celebrity pig Mr Oinks has successfully survived a 10 hour marathon liver transplant operation....
Coin-Operated Paywall Failure
The Bendigo Standard was today restored to its last-known-good state, after attempts to install the internet's first coin-operated paywall ended...
Locals Baffled By Climate Talk
Despite data proving otherwise, a number of Bendigo residents have written to The Bendigo Standard in protest of what they...
Build Your Own Garage and Save $$$
"They said 'Do you have a garage?'" stated Toby Dawson, 44, Golden Square. That is a requirement of cheap car...
World Heritage Listing Considered For Bendigo’s Telstra Phone Booth
Outside Bendigo TAFE, across the road from Hop Supply, near the weatherboard church, just down from the Black Swan, not...
Strathfieldsaye Man Convinced Blood Donations Go Straight to Vampires
Gareth Reynolds, 78, Strahtfieldsaye, has been donating blood for the past 37 years. “It’s all going to vampires!!!” he says,...
Bendigo Man Finishes Everything On Netflix
EPSOM man Bruce Richards today announced on Social Media he had finished watching everything on Netflix. The 43 year old...
New Windows 10 Update Offers Hitman Service
“Usually I say, ‘Bloody Microsoft,’ but this update could be really useful,” said Craig McLachlan, 37, Kangaroo Flat. While most...
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