A local bus service announced it’s replacing Hit91.9 with ABC Classic FM to combat unruly behaviour on its bus service.
“To many people, classical music is the perfect background music: soothing, attractive, undemanding” Psychologist Barbara Mountain-Dew said. “The sounds of Vivaldi and Mozart help people feel safe and at ease. Also you don’t get a Four’n Twenty pie in the back of the head”.
Marg Blankley from Public Transport Victoria said, “Ballarat did the same thing and their buses have never been cleaner”.
Some people have welcomed the change. “ABC Classic is my jam. Our baby was conceived while making out to Chopin’s Prelude In E Minor in my folk’s panel van” said Geoff Jeffrey-Jefferson from Maiden Gully.