This week, The Bendigo Standard was granted an exclusive interview with one of Bendigo’s most iconic figures — the Talking Tram.
The Bendigo Standard: Thank you for joining us today. You’ve been part of the city’s landscape for decades. How does it feel to be such a cultural icon?
Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.
The Bendigo Standard: Right. That must be humbling. Some say your route represents a journey through Bendigo’s rich history — gold rushes, Chinese heritage, and the birth of regional passive-aggressiveness. Would you say you’re a symbol of progress or nostalgia?
Talking Tram: [Pauses thoughtfully] Ding, Ding.
The Bendigo Standard: That says it all. Let’s talk about your personal life. Are there special trams in your life? Maybe someone from Melbourne?
Talking Tram: [Blushes] Ding, Ding.
The Bendigo Standard: That’s fantastic. Do you have any interesting stories about any passengers or meeting any famous people?
Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.
The Bendigo Standard: Interesting. You’ve seen generations pass by your windows. What do you think is the secret to lasting relevance?
Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.
The Bendigo Standard: Timeless wisdom. Before we wrap up, do you have any message for the people of Bendigo?
Talking Tram: [Thinking] Ding, Ding.
The Bendigo Standard: Thanks for your time.
Talking Tram: Ding, Ding.
