Let’s Cook A Sausage Roll from Aldi

Instructions

1. Remove Aldi sausage roll from freezer.
2. Open both ends of the sausage roll.
3. Place Aldi sausage roll on a plate whilst still in packaging.
4. Put plate in microwave (most important part).
   Note: The packaging is magic and helps cook it.
5. Set the microwave for 3 minutes (depends on the power of your microwave. Somewhere between 2:30 and 3:00 is fine.
6. When the microwave beeps remove sausage roll from microwave.
   (Caution: Sausage roll might be bloody hot so consider wearing oven mitts)
7. Remove sausage roll from the magical packaging without giving yourself 3rd degree burns.
8. Dispose of empty packaging in a thoughtful way.
9. Generously lather your sausage roll in tommy sauce.
10. Find somewhere to eat it. You can use a knife and fork if you want.