One of our most requested recipes… ever
Let's Make Raisin Toast
Print RecipeIngredients
- Raisin Bread
- Margarine or Butter
- Knife
- Plate
Instructions
- Remove 4 slices of raisin bread from the bag
- Put the twisty thing back on the bag. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
- Put bread above your head because it’s raisin bread (ha ha, get it?)
- Put bread in toaster
- Push the toaster lever down
- Realise your toaster only cooks 2 slices of bread at a time (See #1)
- Remove the twisty thing from the bag again and put the other 2 slices back in the back
- Put the twisty thing back on the bag again
- Set desired cooking level. Don’t go 5 because you’ll burn it. No one knows why its even an option.
- When the toast pops throw it in the bin because you’ve just burnt it.
- Remove 2 slices of raisin bread from the bag
- Put the twisty thing back on the bag. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
- Put bread in the toaster
- Push the toaster lever down
- Set desired cooking level to one less than before.
- When toast pops throw it in the bin because you’ve just burnt it.
- Remove 2 slices of raisin bread from the bag
- Put the twisty thing back on the bag again. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
- Put bread in the toaster
- Push the toaster lever down
- Set desired cooking level to one less than before.
- When toast pops throw it in the bin because you’ve just burnt it
- Remove another 2 slices of raisin bread from the bag
- Put the twisty thing back on the bag… again. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
- Put bread in the toaster
- Push the toaster lever down
- Set desired cooking level to one less than before
- When the toast pops put it on the plate
- Try to find margarine or butter in the fridge. You idiot, there is none.
- Grab your keys and go to McDonald’s for breakfast instead
- Come home and look in the pantry. Who the heck put the marge in there?
- Divorce spouse.