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Home Food & Drink Recipes

Let’s Make Raisin Toast

by Chef Enis Mildew
19 October 2022
in Recipes
Let’s Make Raisin Toast

One of our most requested recipes… ever

Let's Make Raisin Toast

Serves: 10 - Depending on the size of your toaster
Cooking time: 20 minutes
Level: 10
Print Recipe

Ingredients

  • Raisin Bread
  • Margarine or Butter
  • Knife
  • Plate

Instructions

  1. Remove 4 slices of raisin bread from the bag
  2. Put the twisty thing back on the bag. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
  3. Put bread above your head because it’s raisin bread (ha ha, get it?)
  4. Put bread in toaster
  5. Push the toaster lever down
  6. Realise your toaster only cooks 2 slices of bread at a time (See #1)
  7. Remove the twisty thing from the bag again and put the other 2 slices back in the back
  8. Put the twisty thing back on the bag again
  9. Set desired cooking level. Don’t go 5 because you’ll burn it. No one knows why its even an option.
  10. When the toast pops throw it in the bin because you’ve just burnt it.
  11. Remove 2 slices of raisin bread from the bag
  12. Put the twisty thing back on the bag. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
  13. Put bread in the toaster
  14. Push the toaster lever down
  15. Set desired cooking level to one less than before.
  16. When toast pops throw it in the bin because you’ve just burnt it.
  17. Remove 2 slices of raisin bread from the bag
  18. Put the twisty thing back on the bag again. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
  19. Put bread in the toaster
  20. Push the toaster lever down
  21. Set desired cooking level to one less than before.
  22. When toast pops throw it in the bin because you’ve just burnt it
  23. Remove another 2 slices of raisin bread from the bag
  24. Put the twisty thing back on the bag… again. You may need to fling the bread around to get it on.
  25. Put bread in the toaster
  26. Push the toaster lever down
  27. Set desired cooking level to one less than before
  28. When the toast pops put it on the plate
  29. Try to find margarine or butter in the fridge. You idiot, there is none.
  30. Grab your keys and go to McDonald’s for breakfast instead
  31. Come home and look in the pantry. Who the heck put the marge in there?
  32. Divorce spouse.
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