1Here’s your horoscope for the week.
♈ Aries | March 21 to April 19
This week, Aries, the universe has a special message for you: stop trying so hard to be the center of attention. We know you think you’re the life of the party, but the truth is, people are just being polite. Try listening for a change; it might be a refreshing experience for everyone involved.
Your lucky colour: Bruised Ego Blue.
♉ Taurus | April 20 to May 20
Oh, Taurus, ever the stubborn bull. This week, the stars suggest that you finally embrace your inner control freak and just admit it: you love telling everyone what to do. While you’re at it, why not set up a dictatorship in your living room? Your friends and family will definitely appreciate the order.
Your lucky colour: Stubborn Stain Yellow.
♊ Gemini | May 21 to June 20
Gemini, get ready for another week of duplicity and indecision. The stars predict that you’ll change your mind more often than most people change their socks. But don’t worry, everyone loves a flake, right? Just keep talking, and eventually, you’ll say something interesting.
Your lucky colour: Flip-Flop Fuchsia.
♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22
This week, Cancer, try to break out of your shell and stop clinging to the past. We get it, you’re sentimental, but your high school friends moved on a decade ago. It’s time to join the rest of us in the present, where nobody cares about who you were in 11th grade.
Your lucky colour: Crabby Crayon Red.
♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
Oh, Leo. You’ll be craving attention more than usual this week. Remember, nobody likes a showoff. Dial back the theatrics and try to let someone else have the spotlight for once.
Your lucky colour: Look-At-Me Lavender.
♍ Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
Virgo, your perfectionism will reach new heights this week, leaving your friends and family in awe of your ability to find fault in absolutely everything. While you’re busy obsessing over every tiny detail, don’t forget to enjoy the simple things in life – like having friends.
Your lucky colour: Judgmental Jade.
♎ Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Libra, it’s time to face the facts: your constant need for balance is just an excuse for your indecisiveness. This week, try making a decision without consulting everyone you know. You might find that life is easier when you’re not always on the fence.
Your lucky colour: Wishy-Washy White.
♏ Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
This week, Scorpio, the universe suggests that you take a break from plotting revenge and channel that energy into something positive. Who knows? You might even discover that forgiveness feels better than holding onto grudges. But let’s be real; you’ll probably just find new enemies.
Your lucky colour: Pretentious Plum.
♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Sagittarius, your impulsive nature will get the best of you this week. But don’t worry, it’s not like everyone is getting tired of cleaning up your messes. Oh wait, they are.
Your lucky colour: Reckless Red.
♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Capricorn, your cold and calculated demeanor will make you extra unapproachable this week. Keep it up, and you’ll end up with fewer friends than fingers.
Your lucky colour: Frosty Freeze Blue.
♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
Aquarius, your so-called “originality” is about as fresh as last week’s leftovers. You’ll spend the week spouting nonsense and pretending you’re a misunderstood genius.
Your lucky colour: Pseudo-Intellectual Indigo.
♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
Pisces, you’re a sensitive soul, but let’s be honest, you’re also a bit of a doormat. You know that feeling when you’re stuck behind someone walking slowly, and you can’t overtake them? Well, that’s how everyone feels when they’re trying to get you to make a decision. This week, you’ll make the tough call between vanilla and chocolate ice cream, but don’t worry—there’s no wrong choice here, except the one you’ll inevitably regret.
Your lucky colour: Spineless Seafoam Green.
