1Here’s your horoscope for the week.
♓ Pisces | Feb. 19 to March 20
You may feel like a superhero today, but please resist the urge to wear your underpants outside your pants. It’s not a good look.
Your lucky colour: Neon green. Because it’s so bright, it’s hard not to notice. Perfect for you the attention seeker.
♈ Aries | March 21 to April 19
Today, the universe advises you to take risks and pursue your dreams. Or, you know, just keep doing what you’re doing and settle for mediocrity.
Your lucky colour: Glitter gold. It’s like wearing a pot of gold on your body!
♉ Taurus | April 20 to May 20
You might feel like indulging in some self-care today, but let’s be real, that’s just an excuse to be lazy and eat junk food.
Your lucky colour: Rainbow. Why settle for one random colour when you can have them all?
♊ Gemini | May 21 to June 20
Your charm and wit will be on full display today but don’t get too excited, you’ll still end up alone with your thoughts at night.
Your lucky colour: Tangerine orange. It’s like carrying a lucky mandarin orange around with you all day.
♋ Cancer | June 21 to July 22
Today is a good day to tackle that to-do list, but be warned: sometimes, procrastination is just a sign that you need a nap.
Your lucky colour: Neon yellow. Nothing screams “good luck” like blinding your opponents with your outfit.
♌ Leo | July 23 to Aug. 22
You might feel like everything has to be perfect today, but why bother? It’s not like anyone will notice or appreciate your efforts anyway.
Your lucky colour: Camouflage green. Because blending in and hiding from your problems is always the best strategy.
♍ Virgo | Aug. 23 to Sept. 22
You might be tempted to avoid conflict today, but where’s the fun in that? Stir the pot a little and watch the drama unfold.
Your lucky colour: Puke green. Nothing says “lucky” like the colour of vomit.
♎ Libra | Sept. 23 to Oct. 22
Today, you will experience emotions so intensely, it’s like you’re starring in your own soap opera. Will you cry? Will you scream? Stay tuned to find out!
Your lucky colour: Rotten orange. It’s the perfect shade to match your rotten luck.
♏ Scorpio | Oct. 23 to Nov. 21
Your intensity and passion will be at an all-time high today but don’t worry, you can always use those emotions to fuel your next revenge plot.
Your lucky colour: Blood red with a dash of black. This dramatic and intense colour will add some edge to any Scorpio’s wardrobe.
♐ Sagittarius | Nov. 22 to Dec. 21
Today, you will be as patient as a saint while dealing with idiots. Congratulations, you deserve a medal!
Your lucky colour: Sickly purple. Looking like you have a mysterious illness is always a great way to gain sympathy.
♑ Capricorn | Dec. 22 to Jan. 19
Your hard work and dedication will pay off today, but don’t get too excited, you’ll still have to do it all again tomorrow.
Your lucky colour: Faded pink. Sometimes you just need a colour that’s as washed out and uninspired as your luck.
♒ Aquarius | Jan. 20 to Feb. 18
You might feel like rebelling against authority today, but let’s be real, you’re not cool enough to be a real rebel.
Your lucky colour: Pea soup green. Who wouldn’t want to look like they’re covered in a bowl of mushy peas?
