Ikea Shopper Would Never Have Bought That Borgeby If She Knew She Had To Assemble It Herself

Yvonne Blank from Eaglehawk was spewing when her Ikea coffee table arrived.

“I can’t believe I have to put the Borgeby together. This sucks”.

The Eaglehawk woman told The Bendigo Standard that the coffee table had been on backorder for 6 weeks.

“The website said some assembly required,” Ms Blank said. I should have just gone to Hardly Normal.”

“It’s really a side table, not a proper coffee table. If those Swedes have a word for everything, then what’s the word for bull crap?” she said.

“They can stick this Borgeby up their röv.”

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