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Ikea Shopper Would Never Have Bought That Borgeby If She Knew She Had To Assemble It Herself

Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief by Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief
9 February 2022
in Lifestyle

Yvonne Blank from Eaglehawk was spewing when her Ikea coffee table arrived.

“I can’t believe I have to put the Borgeby together. This sucks”.

The Eaglehawk woman told The Bendigo Standard that the coffee table had been on backorder for 6 weeks.

“The website said some assembly required,” Ms Blank said. I should have just gone to Hardly Normal.”

“It’s really a side table, not a proper coffee table. If those Swedes have a word for everything, then what’s the word for bull crap?” she said.

“They can stick this Borgeby up their röv.”

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