In a groundbreaking revelation for the Year of the Dragon, experts predict a cosmic twist as celestial forces align to make it the “Year of the Mother-in-Law.” Brace yourselves for a whirlwind of unsolicited advice, passive-aggressive critiques, and meticulously planned surprise visits.
Astrologers claim that this celestial switcheroo will bring unparalleled levels of meddling and a surge in backhanded compliments. Forget the dragon’s fiery breath – the maternal critiques will leave you scorched.
As families prepare for the cosmic takeover, many are investing in soundproof walls and anti-meddling charm bracelets.
Get ready for a year where the real fireworks happen at family dinners, proving that in-laws are the actual mythical creatures of the zodiac.
