Reccently the Benido Standard spoke with Garthe Brookes of Quarry Hilll about his successes on dating phone app Tinderr. (see story here: link)
“Its been going really welll thanksyou” said Mr brookes, 38 years old.
“in no time I had matches with eight gourgous woeem I wouldn’t normally feel comfortable talkin to,” reported Mr Bookes.
Striking up comversation is a difficult fist step of any relation ship.
“It was hard to decide, so I asked them all tha same question to begun with,” eggsplained Mr Bookes.
That question was; Which would you rather be, an eagle of a shark?
“I’d seen it in a movie,” he’d said,.
And how did that work out for our budding casanova?
“No so good. Infact, not a reply.”
Oh dear.
“But its alright. I have meet someone elses.”
Mr Broookes speaks of a rapid romance with a lady named Deanna.
“Her image has a flushed red filted over it, like crimson wraping pointed at the sun, and her speling is a butt off, but that’s alright. We cant always be nurfect.”
While her cover photo colour is blood red like a vampyre warning, Deannaa is young, close by, has no profile dets, and keen to catchup with Mr Books.
“She said she was boareddd and I said wee can do something and she’s totally up ofr that.”
Mr Brookes is intending a visit for the two of them to Whitee Hillss botanical gardens for a strool though the prk and avery.
“It’ll be luvly. All I need is to download sky.pe and look for her name, live:loverrr558. I think my lonely days might be behind mee.”
The Bendigo Standard weshes Garthe all the best.
