In a heroic display of social awkwardness, a Bendigo man valiantly attended his office Christmas party and emerged with a stunning achievement—he still can’t remember his colleague’s name. Sources close to the situation report that despite countless email exchanges and shared coffee breaks, the elusive name remains as mysterious as the office coffee machine’s settings.
Witnesses describe the man as a true master of small talk, seamlessly navigating conversations with generic greetings and strategically placed laughter. His secret? A carefully curated collection of generic compliments and a nod that would make a Pop! Vinyl proud.
“I thought about getting them a personalized gift, but who has time for that?” the man said, blissfully unaware of his colleague’s identity. As the holiday festivities unfolded, it became increasingly clear that this unsung hero had achieved the impossible: a year of workplace interaction without committing a single name to memory.
In an era of forgettable moments, one man in Bendigo stands out—literally because he can’t remember who his colleagues are.
