Kangaroo Flat Bloke Nathan McGruff is being described as an “absolute dickhead” after walking straight into a spiderweb at Lake Weeroona this morning.
“He was on his morning walk and then bam—face first into a web. He looked like a drunk octopus,” a witness said.
Experts have weighed in, confirming the event was “a textbook example of dickheadery,”
“I felt bad for the spider,” said another witness. “It’s just trying to catch some flies, and now it’s dealing with this muppet walking into its living room.
As of press time, McGruff was last seen wiping invisible cobwebs from his pride.
