Thousands flocked to the Maldon Antique and Collectibles Fair over the weekend, not to buy priceless artifacts but to showcase their ability to handle physical currency still.
Amidst the dusty relics of yesteryear, attendees marvelled at their prowess in wielding the ancient and mysterious ‘cash.’ “It’s like a lost art,” said one woman, proudly waving a crumpled $5 note as if it were a rare archaeological find.
Vendors were left scratching their heads as customers struggled to understand the concept of bartering without a credit card. “I offered this guy a pristine first edition of ‘War and Peace,’ he countered with three buttons and a coupon for a free coffee at the servo,” lamented one antique dealer.
As the sun set on Maldon, it was clear that the real treasures were not the vintage finds but the newfound appreciation for a time when wallets bulged with bills, and the phrase “cash is king” wasn’t just a saying, but a way of life.
