In a haunting reminder that glitter is forever, local woman Kaitlann Rowe confirmed this week she is still finding traces of glitter from Groovin the Moo 2023 in places glitter has no business being.
Despite two years, three house moves, and an aggressive Marie Kondo phase, glitter is still being discovered in shoes, cutlery drawers, and, most disturbingly, inside her cat.
The stubborn craft supply has reportedly outlasted her last three relationships and a dentist appointment.
Experts believe the glitter may now be part of her DNA.
“I think my pancreas is 50% sparkle,” Kaitlann told The Bendigo Standard, pausing to wipe some off her dog. “I’m thinking of asking a priest to cleanse my aura.”
“At this point, I just accept I’ll die with some on me. And that’s fabulous.”
