In a bold marketing move, a High Street massage parlour has unveiled its new slogan: “The Best Happy Ending in Victoria… Probably.”
Owner and self-proclaimed “Massage Ninja,” Shazza Feng, says the slogan is all about “managing expectations.”
“We’re not claiming to be the best, but we’re definitely in the top five. Probably.”
The tagline has sparked heated debates in town, with some residents expressing outrage at what they describe as “the cheekiest bit of branding since a Fish and Chip shop called itself ‘Cod Almighty.’”
Meanwhile, customers have flooded the parlour’s Facebook page with glowing reviews. One user wrote, “Left relaxed. I’m happy.”
Despite the controversy, bookings have skyrocketed, with Mandy hinting at trademarking the phrase. “Suck it, Daylesford!”
It seems Bendigo’s reputation for delivering satisfaction continues to grow—one massage at a time.