Local Who Couldn’t Get Tickets To Groovin The Moo Not Impressed With Line Up

Local man Don Wright has told The Bendigo Standard that he’s not impressed with the bands Groovin The Moo.

“I don’t even like any of the bands at Grooving To The Moo. Besides I wasn’t really gonna go anyway,” he said after confessing he couldn’t actually get a ticket.

Groovin The Moo is Australia’s answer to Woodstock but with consent and vegans.

39-year-old Local musician and Musicologist Kurt Frankly said “It’s gonna be crap anyway. They couldn’t even get Darryl Braithwaite, John Farnham or Noiseworks” Mr Frankly said.  “If you don’t hear Horses sung by Darryl Braithwaite himself at a music festival it’s Un-Australian.”

“The only band I’ve heard of is Regurgitator which I listened to in Art Class at school in the 90s,” Mr Wright said. “And what the hells a GFlip? Is it like the Big M egg flip?”

We asked Mr Wright for his pick of the festival “The only thing I’m looking forward to is hearing Coolio in my backyard in Strathfieldsaye while having a durry,” Mr Wright said. “What happened to Powder Finger? Have they even played? They’re pretty good, they should get them”.

Mr Wright has not ruled out being involved as a volunteer at future festivals “I’m available to be a pill tester if they need one” he said.

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