How do we fix this sell-out toilet paper situation?
Remind the idiots to take their shits at work like a normal person.
Those are paid shits.
Why miss out on that?
I know this guy who was late to work one day because he was having sex.
His boss was technically paying him to root.
He boasted about that for a fortnight.
If you’re not a sex worker by choice or by incidental timing of events, then at least get some paid shits under your belt.
It’s common sense.