Bendigo Is A Left Foot First Society

By on November 11, 2018

In a recent poll Bendigo was quizzed on whether they put their left shoe or right shoe on first.

“The left foot was a step ahead,” said Bendigo Standard statistician Tony Blue, 56, from Jackass Flat.

Yes, it seems Bendigo locals put their sinister foot forward first when putting on a shoe.

“It was scored 84 to 69, which is way more than the number of votes concerning the type of God Christians believe in, which is quite the feat,” said Mr Blue.

Yes it seems the topic of the foot really nails what Bendigo cares about.

“Of course the sole purpose of this quiz was not shoe favouritism,” said Mr Blue.

Oh, there was more afoot?

“Yes, we’re building a story arch, but taking it one step at a time,” said Mr Blue.

Hopefully giving this doesn’t release too many horses from the gait, because we’d hate for the writers to not have a leg to stand on.

“That’s enough,” said Mr Blue.


About Luke Morris

After writing skits, columns and stories for a university magazine, Luke was a copywriter and web content manager in the wine industry. Since then he has written documentary and comedy treatments for television and cinema, as well as education, short story and humour blogs, short stage plays, humour articles, and novels. His work has been used by LeftLion, Fairfax, Play6, The Curio, Vinified, and various other blogs and businesses. He has appeared at stand-up shows in Australia, England and Iceland, and is active with Bendigo Comedy.

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