A boss of a major Bendigo company hinted to his employees he has way too many mugs. The news comes as he looks forward to this years work Kris Kringle.
“I’ve received novelty mugs every Christmas for the past 5 years. I’m just trying to hint to my employees that I’m into other things like footy and music too. Hasn’t anyone heard my accapella group Chord Of The Rings?”
The man is unsure who his Secret Santa is. “I don’t know who my Secret Santa is but I’m pretty sure it’s Emily in accounting. She’s been looking at me weird. I’d settle for a bottle of wine or even a JB Hi-Fi voucher. Please stop with the damn mugs. I’ve got nowhere else to put them.”
The only mug we have at work is one with 2 arms, 2 legs and an overly inflated level of self worth.
I happen to know this company and this boss you are referring to. The reason that he gets keeps getting novelty mugs is because his employees don’t like him. They all know how much he hates getting them as he constantly goes on and on and on about it! So…… each year he gets a crappy mug. It’s always a competition to see who can find the stupidest one.The winner from 3 years ago goes to Jo who gave him a mug saying ‘I got this crappy mug because my Secret Santa knows nothing about me’. Maybe you can suggest a saying for this year’s mug