• Home
  • Our History
  • Patreon
  • Store
  • Contact
  • Random Story
Saturday, May 21 2022
8 °c
Bendigo
9 ° Fri
10 ° Sat
13 ° Sun
15 ° Mon
18 ° Tue
19 ° Wed
The Bendigo Standard
  • News
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
  • Food & Drink
  • Technology
  • Sport
  • Opinion
No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
  • Food & Drink
  • Technology
  • Sport
  • Opinion
No Result
View All Result
The Bendigo Standard
No Result
View All Result

Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa

Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief by Mike Elliott | Editor-in-chief
13 December 2018
in Bendigo News

A boss of a major Bendigo company hinted to his employees he has way too many mugs. The news comes as he looks forward to this years work Kris Kringle.

“I’ve received novelty mugs every Christmas for the past 5 years. I’m just trying to hint to my employees that I’m into other things like footy and music too. Hasn’t anyone heard my accapella group Chord Of The Rings?”

The man is unsure who his Secret Santa is. “I don’t know who my Secret Santa is but I’m pretty sure it’s Emily in accounting. She’s been looking at me weird. I’d settle for a bottle of wine or even a JB Hi-Fi voucher. Please stop with the damn mugs. I’ve got nowhere else to put them.”

Share30Tweet10ShareShareSend

More From The Bendigo Standard

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

60 Christmas Conversation Starters

60 Christmas Conversation Starters

22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club

No Free Parking? Bendigo Councillors Added To Santa’s Naughty List

Marketplace Offers ‘Insensitive’ Santa For Kids On His Naughty List

Marketplace Offers ‘Insensitive’ Santa For Kids On His Naughty List

Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas

Study Finds 100% of Kids Singing Daddy Finger or Baby Shark Song Will Miss Christmas

Kangaroo Flat Man Finally Takes Down Christmas Decorations

Kangaroo Flat Man Finally Takes Down Christmas Decorations

Load More
Please login to join discussion

Sign Up

News you can trust, delivered straight to your inbox.

Merch Store Merch Store Merch Store

This Just In

Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize
Bendigo News

Local 5-Year-Old’s Drawing Of Mummy Farting Misses Out On Archibald Prize

Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence
Bendigo News

Talking Tram Takes A Vow Of Silence

Let’s Make A Toasted Cheese Sandwich
Recipes

Let’s Make A Toasted Cheese Sandwich

Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell
Bendigo News

Cat Sells Dog On Bendigo Buy Swap & Sell

BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench
Law & Order

BREAKING! Keys Missing 3 Days Ago Found On Kitchen Bench

Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200
Bendigo News

Bendigo Resident Mildred Hussy Turns 200

Facebook Twitter Instagram

The Bendigo Standard

About Us

The Bendigo Standard is Bendigo's most popular free news service.

We pride ourselves in reporting the news that matters, doesn't matter and the news you didn't realise mattered until you read it.

Subscribe And Win At Life

Enter your email address to subscribe and receive notifications of new posts by email.

No Result
View All Result
  • News
  • Lifestyle
  • Entertainment
  • Food & Drink
  • Technology
  • Sport
  • Opinion

© 2022 The Bendigo Standard