King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean.
Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had traded in his villainous ways to become a barista at Bowser Bean. However, after a thorough investigation, it has been confirmed that this is not the case.
In a press conference held at his castle in the Mushroom Kingdom, King Bowser stated that he had received numerous inquiries about his supposed involvement with Bowser Bean after it expanded to the Kingdom.
“I want to clarify that I am not affiliated with Bowser Bean in any way, and I am the king of the Koopa Kingdom, not a barista,” he said.
While the news may disappoint some, it is safe to say that King Bowser’s reign over the Mushroom Kingdom will continue without any coffee-making distractions.
