Bendigo Health welcomed Dr Google to its team this week.
Patients are free to tell Dr Google their symptoms and he will give a rough diagnosis and a second opinion with 60% accuracy.
Hypochondriacs with life-threatening illnesses will get a response instantly.
Bendigo Health representative said “We are proud to welcome Dr Google to our team. He has extensive medical experience having graduated with honours at the Google School of Medicine and Trump University.”
Dr Google will take the embarrassment out of asking questions such as “What causes pregnancy?”, “Why does my butt itch?” and “How long does weed stay in your urine?”
Bendigo Health staff believe that Dr Google will help improve emergency wait times dramatically.
