Local IT consultant Frank Grossman was informed via email this week that he was a year behind in social club donations. Social club Treasurer Sharon Knox said “Casual Dress is $2 a week. He owes $92 in casual dress back pay, sans annual and sick leave.”

“He keeps saying he doesn’t have any change on him but has no problem buying coffees from the mobile coffee van” Ms Knox said. “There was one time he found $2 in his wallet, we thought hell had frozen over. It was a miracle.”

Ms Knox has considered enforcing a ‘No pay, no casual’ policy. We were trying to donate to “Wigs 4 Dads” but he ripped them off. Someone’s Dad is missing out on a new head of hair because of him.