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    Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong

    Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

    City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD

    Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics

    The Kangaroo Flat CBD

    Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street

    One of the hundreds of service stations built in White Hills in the past month

    Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs

    These are wheelie bins.

    Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins

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    Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form

    Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations

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    Your Horoscope – Week Of July 26, 2021

    Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge

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    Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations

    Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself

    Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

    Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

    Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring

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    Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

    Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

    Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show

    Brendan Fraser Signs On For “Pre-Covid Man”

    10 Albums That Impacted The Bendigo Standard

    Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’

    Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Dr Manhattan Arrested By Police, Told To Put Pants On

    Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!

    Tramspotting Screening at the Star Cinema

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    Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge

    Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

    Hoarder Cocktail Night Recipes: Hand Sanitizer And Cola, And More

    Hoarder Fashion: Pasta Necklaces Are In This Year!!!!

    Local Man To Take Part In Eating In Bed Olympics

    Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo

    Local Man Gives Three Thumbs Up To Bendigo’s Smallest Parma

    Local Man Fired For Putting Communal Sauce In The Fridge

    Local Man Discovers You Can’t Get Naked At Get Naked Espresso Bar

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    Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong

    5G Causes Tim Reuben To Leave Hit FM

    Parents On Laptops Complain About Kids On Tablets

    COVIDsafe App Not As Fun or Security Flawed As FaceApp

    Zoom Replaces Excel As Most Hated Workplace App

    Cat Fails To Search For Coronavirus Cure

    Local Man Records Sound Of Fart

    Local Man creates Bendigo Have Your Say app

    Local unsure if ‘Bendigo Lifts 4 Cash’ is for drug deals or booty calls

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    Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

    Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics

    Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek

    Most Complicated Hopscotch Ever Produced

    Anakin Skywalker Declares Coronavirus Is “Not Podracing”

    Local Man To Take Part In Eating In Bed Olympics

    AFL Suggests Putting Zip Ties On Your Helmet To Prevent Magpie Attacks During Finals

    Hawthorn Announces New Mascots

    Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo

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    Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong

    Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

    City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD

    Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics

    The Kangaroo Flat CBD

    Kangaroo Flat Residents Demand More Pedestrian Lights Across High Street

    One of the hundreds of service stations built in White Hills in the past month

    Local Wonders How Many $%&#ing Servos White Hills Needs

    These are wheelie bins.

    Eaglehawk Bin Captain Pranks Street By Putting Out Wrong Bins

    b289ec01806585dc1ea136abebbcb5e1

    Funko Immortalize Cogho In Pop! Vinyl Form

    Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations

  • Bendi-Life
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    • Health
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    Your Horoscope – Week Of July 26, 2021

    Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge

    Your Horoscope – Week Of July 19, 2021

    Your Horoscope – Week Of July 12, 2021

    Local Office Worker Who Doesn’t Carry Cash Told He’s A Year Behind In Casual Dress Donations

    Bendigo TattsLotto Winner Decides To Fix Hargreaves Mall Himself

    Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

    Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

    Dan Andrews Reveals Ring Of Steel Is Just A Giant Egg Ring

  • Entertainment
    • All
    • Movies
    • Music
    • TV

    Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

    Scottish Vets Neuter Prime Possum

    Grown Adult Still Traumatised By Faceless Doll In 90’s Kids Show

    Brendan Fraser Signs On For “Pre-Covid Man”

    10 Albums That Impacted The Bendigo Standard

    Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’

    Bendi-Con Cosplayer Dressed As Dr Manhattan Arrested By Police, Told To Put Pants On

    Channel 10 Begins Filming I’m From Bong Gully… Get Me Out Of Here ya ****!

    Tramspotting Screening at the Star Cinema

  • Food + Drink

    Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge

    Council Shuts Down 6 Year Old’s Marijuana Stand For Not Having A Permit

    Hoarder Cocktail Night Recipes: Hand Sanitizer And Cola, And More

    Hoarder Fashion: Pasta Necklaces Are In This Year!!!!

    Local Man To Take Part In Eating In Bed Olympics

    Darrell Lea To Release The Taste Of Bendigo

    Local Man Gives Three Thumbs Up To Bendigo’s Smallest Parma

    Local Man Fired For Putting Communal Sauce In The Fridge

    Local Man Discovers You Can’t Get Naked At Get Naked Espresso Bar

  • Technology

    Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong

    5G Causes Tim Reuben To Leave Hit FM

    Parents On Laptops Complain About Kids On Tablets

    COVIDsafe App Not As Fun or Security Flawed As FaceApp

    Zoom Replaces Excel As Most Hated Workplace App

    Cat Fails To Search For Coronavirus Cure

    Local Man Records Sound Of Fart

    Local Man creates Bendigo Have Your Say app

    Local unsure if ‘Bendigo Lifts 4 Cash’ is for drug deals or booty calls

  • Sport

    Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots

    Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics

    Tokyo Olympics’ Outdoor Swimming Venue Smells Like Bendigo Creek

    Most Complicated Hopscotch Ever Produced

    Anakin Skywalker Declares Coronavirus Is “Not Podracing”

    Local Man To Take Part In Eating In Bed Olympics

    AFL Suggests Putting Zip Ties On Your Helmet To Prevent Magpie Attacks During Finals

    Hawthorn Announces New Mascots

    Right Up Your Alley: S#!*ty Bowling Launches In Bendigo

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Man Carries Entire Shopping After Forgetting Bags in Car

Luke Morris by Luke Morris
September 3, 2018
in Bendigo News

“Murph, hum, huff,” he said.

Bloody made it though.

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  • Long Gully Man Completes Flight To Space In A Rocket Bong
  • Kid Declares There’s Nothing To Eat While Staring At A Full Fridge
  • Bluey Unveiled As Brisbane 2032 Olympics Mascots
  • City To Install Musical Toilets In CBD
  • Local Mum Who Trained In Daughters Kiddie Pool Is Off To The Olympics
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