Local man is making good on his promise to defrost the fridge.
“I said I’d do it weeks ago, but you know, life.”
To make up for lost time he is speeding the process up.
“I was like, this is going to take freaking hours. I’ll show you Mr. Ice-block.”
Thus came out the hair dryer.
“It was a house warming gift. Zero idea way. But like they say, one man’s trash is another man’s repurposed gift.”
Technology proves more than a match for natural formations, once again.