The Prince Philip Driving School has opened its doors to Bendigo today.
Driving Co-ordinator Barry Datsun said, “The school will prepare young drivers for driving in Bendigo and teach proper behaviour on the roads.”
The school will show you important skills such as:
- Flipping your car for fun
- Not wearing a seat belt as you’re Superman
- 10 things that can be used as the ‘Jesus handle’
- Indicating: It’s only an option
- 5 songs guaranteed to get you the girl you’re driving past
- Overturning convictions and cars
- Is he waving me in or flipping the bird?
- How to stereotype drivers without sounding racist
- The cyclist: Cars best friend
- Cheat your eye test
“Hurry and book now. Bookings are limited just like Bendigo’s road knowledge,” said Mr Datsun.
Easy fix – just inform Mr Johnson to defecate on a newspaper (unrolled).
That way the offending poo can be easily moved from room to room.
Problem solved.
Its not easy wearing a seat-belt when you’re decked out in royal robes and crown.
Especially when the royal carriage is unceremoniously inverted.
Full marks to the ageing royal for displaying superior motoring skills that most of us mortals can just aspire too.