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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community.

As soon as the meeting began, Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy immediately captured the attention of everyone in the room. With his arms flailing wildly and his body swaying back and forth, he seemed to be in a constant state of excitement.

Some members of the community were concerned that Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy’s lack of critical thinking skills and political knowledge could have serious consequences for the city.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was not content to simply sit still and nod along. He took an active role in the discussions, offering up bizarre and nonsensical ideas. He suggested installing a giant trampoline in Hargreaves Mall, bringing the back the gaol to Ulumbarra Theatre, and introducing mandatory dance breaks during council meetings.

Despite the complaints, Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy refused to sit still or calm down. He continued to wave his arms and dance throughout the entire meeting, even when the council members discussed serious topics like building permits and waste management.

“I don’t understand why we have to put up with this nonsense,” complained one council member. “He’s not exactly a policy expert.”

After the council members ordered him to leave, Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy declared that he was a sovereign citizen and therefore immune to their jurisdiction. He then produced a scroll of parchment that he claimed was a “constitutional guarantee of inflatable rights.”

It remains to be seen if he will ever leave the town hall or if the council members will have to find a way to work around his distracting presence.

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