Hey there, would you like to wipe your arse in the post-TP era?

Here are our top tips on what to use to soothe your bot-bot after a plop-plop…

1. Your hand

2. Someone else’s hand

3. The Addy

4. A rag from the garage

5. Water like the French do

And for the more reckless, there are some ideas to avoid using on your backend…

1. Some rope

2. George Pell’s hand

3. A dry leaf

4. Waxing strips

5. That plastic stuff they put in public toilets.

All the best out there.

Kind regards,

The Bendigo Standard Team