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“Life’s Not Meant To Be Fun,” Says Boring Horrible Person Who Is Worried All The Time

Luke Morris by Luke Morris
21 December 2018
in National News

“My daughter didn’t want to go on schoolies,” said Boring Hag, 47, of Golden Square.

According to Hag, kids today prefer to get ahead in life from a young age.

“She doesn’t like going out to parties,” said Mrs Hag. “She just likes staying home with her family.”

Yes, schoolies and end of school parties set an unrealistic exception on what life is all about.

“In reality, life is sitting behind a desk and doing exactly the same thing over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over, and over again, so why have a few days of fun?” said Mrs Hag.

Of course there is always the weekend away from work.

“That’s if you have one of those five-day-a-working-week jobs, when in reality many people fail to have a life like that, so they don’t have a week that “ends” and they just work, die, and get forgotten,” said Hag.

Yep.

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