There are few in Australian politics with more charisma, panache, and honesty as Crate Man.

If there’s an issue affecting Australia, Crate Man has been there, supporting in true Aussies spirit – by not yanking anyones chain.

In fact few can match Crate Man on the media hustings.

Peter Dutton at least isn’t more engaging than a lump of milk crates strung together into a human shape using cable ties.

Less inspiring for sure.

Vote Crate Man.

Spoken by Luke Morris for the Crate Man Party Australia.