Healthy Harold, The lovable Life Education Giraffe has announced he will run in the Bendigo federal election as an independent.
After teaching children for the past 40 years about the dangers of drugs and alcohol and not sit your butt in front of the TV while pigging out on chicken Twisties while watching A*mazing, he has decided to try his hoof at politics.
“Vote for me and I’ll give you two-hour lunch breaks and fruit. I’ll also test your pills for at Groovin The Moo.”
Healthy Harold is without controversy. Last year he was recently forced to apologise after dropping the F-bomb in front of prep grade students.