Local man Bob Jacobs from Eaglehawk announced on social media he got a deal on some mops to help clean up the Lib Spill. “I can’t believe the deal I got.”
Mr Jacobs said. “I picked up a broom, one of those mops I saw on an infomercial and 50 Shamwows. Unfortunately nothing is getting it clean, this mop sucks.”
Spokesperson for the EPA said “There’s #$%@ everywhere and we can’t find the person responsible.”
More news as it comes to hand.