In ground-breaking scenes, American President Donald Trump met one of the greatest pro-wrestlers of all time today. King of the Ring, the Master of Madness, and Head Honcho of the New World Order, the one, the only, Macho Man Randy Savage.
“Oooh yeah!” said Mr Savage.
Few American Presidents have had such an honour.
“It has taken years in the planning, make no mistake, this is unbelievable, it will echo through the ages, what an occasion, the world is a safer place, make no mistake, so unbelievable,” said Mr Trump.
While Mr Trump works on dismantling the New World Order, Australian Prime Minister Scott ‘the Scomo’ Morrison is discussing possible discussions to have a discussion with discussion expert King Kong Bundy.
“We just need to find a suitable steel cage and then, and then, and then, we expect the meeting to be on for discussions, frank discussions, yes we will, and I’ll be honest, about lowering taxes,” said Mr Morrison.
Which is something Million Dollar Man Ted DiBiase is very keen on.
“Trickle-down economics, ha, ha, ha,” said Mr DiBiase, “That’s like a bit of salmon, that has been mostly eaten by a bear, after trying to make it to the spawning pools, floats back downstream, over rocks, shredding, and breaking apart, and finally has left-over particles eaten by krill, or an amoeba, so to give back life to the little people, Mean Gene.”
Keep an eye out for WWE 2K20 when Hulk Hogan, Donald Trump and Scomo are offered as playable characters.