“Oh he looks happy,” said Numb Nutts, 22, of Long Gully.
The piece of bread was purchased from the Maiden Gully IGA.
“The blessed maiden Mary sold me this ciabatta loaf for two bucks ‘cause it was gonna get thrown out, ‘cause it was nearly used by and what have you,” said Mr Nutts.
Then a few cuts in and a face, like the Be happy t-shirt smiley face but less defined, appeared.
“It’s defiantly Jesus, man, what, totally, I reckon, I asked my bro and he was like, yeah legit, so we put it on ebay,” said Mr Nutts.
The molding piece of white bread is now online, bidding currently $5,096.85 and climbing – postage not included.
“Dumb-arses will do anything if they think Jesus did it,” said Mr Nutts, “Yo dude don’t write that last quote down, yeah?”
Read more on the Long Gully bread in the LA Times, and place your bid on the slice of bread by clicking here: https://www.latlmes.com/breaking/face-of-jesus-found-in-piece-of-bread-1
