The White House Will Get A Sun Bed
To keep the orange tan looking crusty a sun room is going to get installed in the White House. That will increase its resale value.
Less Trump TV shows
If you don’t like watching Trump on TV, well, he’ll be in newspapers and on the radio much more. This will dilute the amount he seems to be on telly.
Mad Max could come true
Many agree that World War 3 is now more likely, and Mad Max was set in Australia. That’s cool right?
Australia and Britain look less stupid
Pauline Hanson and Brexit. Nuff said.
It Proves the George Bushes Weren’t That Bad
They voted “None of the above”. They’re good guys.
A Giant Wall
Brick-mongers and cement truck owners will be licking their lips, and if anyone wants to break into America they’ll have to learn explosives. That’s good surely.
Claims the under educated voted for Trump not likely to change in 4 years
Trump’s not going to help education. He’s got to dismantle health care and organise building permits first. It’s going to be an eight year reign.
Women Really Are Second Class Citizens
Some say the election was turned by white, male voters, and therefore women really are useless objects, just as Trump promotes, and the same goes for ethnics. Good to have that cleared up isn’t it?
Suicide Rates to Increase
When sexist, racist, homophobic, narcissistic, egomaniac bullies win by shouting with confidence, well, this will increase suicide rates among the ostracised compassionate. Bullies win, so anything that increases death amongst non-bullies is just evolution.
Nothing will happen anyway
Trump’s policies are so illegal and he has so many personal legal disputes that only lawyers are going to get rich.
Kanye West in 2020
This is not only more likely, it’s preferable.
“It’s all pipes!”
Like what George Costanza said, it’s all going down the drain anyway, “what’s the difference?”.
Plus: It proves the occupy movement was right
All those hippy, greeny, tree hugging, queer folk who occupied public space as a visual protest against establish political and financial power have been vindicated by the voting in of an establish financial power by people who want to shake up the establish political power but who were too afraid to sit with the smelly hemp smokers in a park. It’s sort of like how the French protest everyday they disagree with their government, but only by doing it once every four years in a small box by marking a sheet of paper.