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Housing Market So Bad, Man Chooses Roof Cavity Dressed As Possum

Renter Sharon Knoll suspected something was up after hearing the unmistakable sound of someone singing John Farnham’s You’re the Voice while microwaving a Chiko Roll at 2 am. Strath man Darren Frente was discovered living as a possum …

Revolutionary New Therapy Involves Screaming Into Mason Jar, Sealing It, Then Handing It to Your Boss

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Eaglehawk Theatre Company Announces ‘Mushroom for Error! The Erin Patterson Story’

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Emergency Department Offers Express ‘Just Tell Me I’m Dying’ Lane for Hypocondriacs

In a bold move to streamline the patient experience, Bendigo Health’s Emergency Department has unveiled a new express lane for neurotics. The “Just Tell Me I’m Dying” service …