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Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community.

As soon as the meeting began, Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy immediately captured everyone’s attention. With his arms flailing wildly and his body swaying back and forth, he seemed to be in a constant state of excitement.

Some community members were concerned that Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy’s lack of critical thinking skills and political knowledge could severely affect the city.

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was not content to sit still and nod along. He actively participated in the discussions, offering up bizarre and nonsensical ideas. He suggested installing a giant trampoline in Hargreaves Mall, bringing the gaol back to Ulumbarra Theatre, and introducing mandatory dance breaks during council meetings.

Despite the complaints, Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy refused to sit still or calm down. He continued waving his arms and dancing throughout the meeting, even when the council members discussed serious topics like building permits and waste management.

“I don’t understand why we must put up with this nonsense,” complained one council member. “He’s not exactly a policy expert.”

After the council members ordered him to leave, Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy declared he was a sovereign citizen immune to their jurisdiction. He then produced a scroll of parchment that he claimed was a “constitutional guarantee of inflatable rights.”

It remains to be seen if he will ever leave the town hall or if the council members must find a way to work around his distracting presence.

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