Hawthorn Announces New Mascots

Hawthorn is ready to unleash their new mascots Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee this weekend when they battle against Melbourne at the MCG.

“Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee represent our colours and our team” a Hawthorn spokesperson said. “We tried the Power Rangers outfit but it became too uncomfortable for the team to wear.”

Poo-Poo and Pee-Pee will help warm up the Hawthorn crowd before each game. They are also a reminder not to flush their memberships and scarfs down the toilet after a loss.


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