The world’s greatest single adult sporting award has been won by the annoying guy from the Office.
“It totally looks like him,” said Tim Shaw, 37, of White Hills.
The original Office, the one from the UK, not the US version, a lot of people like the US version but the original is still the best.
“Yeah it’s like when Barbecue Shapes changed flavour, and everyone chucked a wobbly, like, the new shapes weren’t that bad, but the original ones, I’m just used to them and they’re just better because,” said Mr Shaw.
Totally, like, did you know Vegemite is made from VB waste product?
“Nup,” said Mr Shaw.
Totally, so like when VB wanted to change their formula, to make a better beer, if that’s even possible…
“Ha ha ha,” said Mr Shaw.
…I don’t think they would know how to, but anyway, like VB wanted to make a better beer, and to change their yeast, but that would have changed the yeast byproduct, and that would have changed the taste of Vegemite, and Vegemite were not in the mood to bring out an all New Vegemite taste, so they pointed at their contract and said, ar narr.
“What’s this got to do with Gareth from the office?” said Mr Shaw.
“He does look like Luka Modric though,” said Mr Shaw.