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Bendigo Council Ask Taylor Swift Fans To Fix Roads In Exchange For Eras Tickets

City of Greater Bendigo has come up with a solution for the city's notorious pothole problem: enlisting the help of die-hard Taylor Swift fans...

Bendigo Residents Brace for Trashpocalypse as Bin Night Goes Fortnightly

In their infinite wisdom, the city council has decided that we all have too much excitement in our lives and need a breather between...

Residents Flock to Witness The Opening of An Envelope

Throngs of Bendigo locals descended upon the Town Hall yesterday to witness the grand opening of an envelope. The envelope, which sources believed contained a...

Local Conspiracy Theorist Discovers Council’s Sinister Plot: They’re Planting Trees

Self-proclaimed truth-seeker and conspiracy enthusiast Jerry McQuirk has unveiled what he calls a "chilling conspiracy of botanical proportions." According to McQuirk, City of Greater...

Jackass Flat Residents Latest Push for Name Change

In the wake of the recent announcement to rename Huntly to Moist, the long-term residents of Jackass Flat are at it again, circulating a...

Ratepayers Can’t Wait To See How The Council Spends Their Hard Earned Money

Local ratepayer, Gary Farke, can hardly contain his excitement as he anticipates how his city council will waste his pay. "It's like Christmas come early!"...

Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist

Bendigo City Council has announced renaming the suburb of Huntly to Moist. “We are excited to announce that we are changing the name of Huntly...

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy Sits In Bendigo Council Meeting

Wacky Waving Inflatable Tube Guy was reportedly invited to attend the meeting as a representative of the local business community. As soon as the meeting...

City Of Greater Bendigo To Introduce 7 New Wheelie Bins

Bendigo Council has voted to introduce seven new wheelie bins for households. More than 200,000 new bins will be delivered to households in Bendigo and...

Cooinda Park Playspace Officially Renamed “The Park With The Big Slide”

The City Of Greater Bendigo voted unanimously this week to rename Cooinda Park. Council spokesperson Kent Fronk told The Bendigo Standard that no one knows what...

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