Tag: Bendigo Weather
Council’s Flood Plan: ‘Thoughts, Prayers, and One Really Big Umbrella’
According to a leaked memo obtained by The Bendigo Standard, Bendigo residents have learned that the council's flood prevention strategy consists solely of "thoughts,...
Jane Bunn Predicts Unprecedented 100% Chance of Weather
In a meteorological revelation that has left even the most seasoned forecasters scratching their heads, weather guru Jane Bunn has confidently declared a groundbreaking...
Scientists Make Groundbreaking Discovery: Summer Is Hot
In a shocking turn of events, Bendigo's top-notch scientists have declared a groundbreaking revelation: Summer is, in fact, hot. The Elf on the Shelf-like...
Wife Reminds Husband It’s Hot For The 50 Millionth Time
In what can only be described as a groundbreaking achievement, Maiden Gully woman Sarah Jefferson has reportedly reminded her husband for the 50 millionth...
Local man surprises workmates with his incredible weather predicting skills
A local man has displayed an uncanny talent for predicting the weather. Rick 'Eski' Cooler who works in IT has never got a weather...
Powercor Apologises for Swamp Ass
Bendigo has been inundated with high cases of Swamp Ass due to the high number of power outages.
Ronald McNuggets from Powercor said "We would like...
