Scientists Confirm Most Common Easter Phrase in Bendigo Is “Where The Fk Do I Park?”
In a landmark study conducted by Latrobe University, researchers have confirmed that the most frequently uttered phrase in Bendigo over ...
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Early Bird Uses Beach Cabana To Secure Easter Parade Viewing Spot
Local man Jim Wallace has elevated the concept of “saving a spot” to unparalleled heights by setting up a full-sized ...
Local Man Entombed In Fridge On Friday Escapes On Sunday, Surprising Loved Ones
In a baffling turn of events, Golden Square resident Barry Schmoot escaped his makeshift tomb on Sunday, astonishing friends and ...
Dog Furious It Can’t Eat Chocolate at Easter, Demands Scientific Proof
Local best mate Chewbarker has expressed outrage at being denied chocolate treats during Easter. The dog was seen protesting at ...
Easter Bunny Flees Egg Hunt After Big Poo Is Mistaken for Chocolate Treat!
Chaos erupted at the easter festival egg hunt when a massive poo was mistaken for a chocolate egg. Parents and ...
Dad & Son Dodgem Duo Ready to Chuck Some Doughies at The Easter Festival
A local father and son duo is reportedly preparing to chuck some doughnuts at this year's Bendigo Easter Fair after ...
Local Man Excited to Spend Life Savings For Priceless Easter Fair Experience
With the annual Bendigo Easter Fair just around the corner, resident Barry O'Sullivan has reportedly been counting down the days ...
Maiden Gully Family Books Accommodation For 2020 Easter Festival
Planning is well underway for next years Bendigo Easter Festival which will be celebrating its 150th year. Accommodation is slowly ...
Bendigo Easter Dragons “Unrealistic” Claims Local Game Of Thrones Expert
Arn Daveson of Strathfieldsaye has claimed the Dragons appearing in the Easter parade are not a realistic representation of the ...
Chinese Dragons To Be Sewn Together Into A ‘Dragon Centipede’ For Easter Festival
The Bendigo Easter Fair Society announced today instead of 3 dragons in this year's Easter parade there will be one ...
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