Local Man’s Day Ruined After Frozen Coke Machine Breaks Down
A local man has expressed his disappointment after being told that he couldn't order a Maccas Frozen Coke after the ...
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Bendigo Is Horny For Roadworks
It's a known fact that Bendigo loves their roadworks so much in a supermodel or South Australian Firefighter Calendar kinda ...
“Napier Street Road Works Are God’s Punishment For Allowing The Mosque” Says Local Woman
Local religious woman Jenny Jacobs announced today on social media that the Napier Street road works are punishment from God ...
Locals Fail To Vote After Getting Stuck In Napier St Road Works Traffic Jam
Thousands of locals were unable to vote today after the Napier St road works caused a traffic jam. People were ...
Epsom Road Works Joins Great Wall of China As Only Man Made Structure Visible From The Moon
The International Space Station has been in contact with the Bendigo Standard. "Я не говорю по-испански," said Russian Vodka, 38, ...
Local Man Gets Arm Replaced With Claw Machine Claw
An Epsom Man had his left arm amputated last week after it became stuck in a claw machine at Centro ...
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