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Smart Fridge Locks Out Owner after 3 am Snack Binge

In a fantastic display of technological sass, an intelligent fridge has out its owner for a late-night snack binge. Local man, Mike Reynolds, was...

BREAKING! King Bowser Does Not Work At Bowser Bean

King Bowser has shocked his followers by announcing that he does not work at Bowser Bean. Rumours have been circulating for years that Bowser had...

Holy Shit! Macca’s Frozen Coke Machine Actually Works

McDonald’s customers were left shocked after discovering the fast food giant’s frozen Coke machine was working properly. Shaarn Gibbs pulled into the Kangaroo Flat Maccas...

Uber Eats Driver Eats Customer’s Order To Prove Point on Unsanitary Working Conditions

In a bold and courageous demonstration of the unsafe working conditions faced by Uber Eats drivers, local Uber Driver Mark Fraggle, chowed down on...

Local Mum Serves Up A Delicious Serving Of Air From The Air Fryer

Last night, Eaglehawk mother and home cook Sharpay Smyth served up a delicious serving of air from her trusty air fryer. Smyth, who has always...

10 More Doughnut Shops Planned For Bendigo Marketplace

In what is dubbed the "sweetest news of the year," local officials have announced plans to add ten more doughnut shops to Bendigo Marketplace. Critics...