Groovin the Moo

Groovin The Moo Unleashes Brown Note, Neighbours Devastated by Uncontrollable Bowel Movements

Groovin The Moo has inadvertently weaponised sound in an unprecedented turn of events. Neighbours are left crying "foul" as they experience the Brown Note,...

Unidentified Substance Found in Groovin The Moo’s Water Supply, Turns Out to Be Glitter

In a bizarre turn of events, the Groovin The Moo's water supply was contaminated with an unidentified substance. After extensive testing, it was determined...

Festivalgoers Swear They Can’t Feel Bass Even Though Stage Is 2 Metres Away

Groovin, The Moo festivalgoers, known for their impeccable hearing, are in utter disbelief. Despite being just 2 metres from the main stage, they claim...

Groovin The Moo’s Porta-Loos Named Bendigo’s Cleanest Toilets

Porta-loos at Groovin The Moo (GTM) festival has been named Bendigo's cleanest toilets. This prestigious title was granted by "Superior Hygienic Innovation in Toilets"...

Groovin The Moo’s “Leave No Trace” Policy Now Includes Emotional Baggage

In an unprecedented move, Groovin The Moo music festival organizers have announced that their "Leave No Trace" policy will now include emotional baggage, requiring...

Coles Busker Added To Groovin The Moo Line Up

According to festival organizers, the decision to include the busker Ed "The Cat" DeRosa was a last-minute move to appeal to a more "authentic"...

Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’

A local Dad Bob Jeffers from Epsom asked his kids today if they managed to get tickets to Groovin To The Moo. His daughters Laquisha,...

Unvaccinated Banned From Groovin The Moo

An outbreak of measles in the Bendigo area has forced Groovin The Moo to deny access to those who have not been vaccinated. The news...

Local Who Couldn’t Get Tickets To Groovin The Moo Not Impressed With Line Up

Local man Don Wright has told The Bendigo Standard that he's not impressed with the bands Groovin The Moo. "I don't even like any of...

20 Things To Do After Groovin The Moo

After a long day of partying at Groovin The Moo, Bendigo offers a broad variety of entertainment options, ranging from activities, pubs and visiting...

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