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President of Work Social Club Impeached Minutes After Being Elected
Bendigo On the Slops Kicks Off
Bendigo Council Votes To Rename Huntly to Moist
Letters To The Editor: Bendigo Creek Stink and The Talking Tram’s Midlife Crisis
Council Shocked to Discover Huntly Residents Prefer Dry Homes Over Spontaneous Waterfront Living
Notre Dame To Be Completed Before Napier St Upgrade
Overly Excited Local Man Won’t Shut Up About His Weber
125 Year Old Woman Says Avoiding ‘Bendigo Have Your Say’ Is The Secret To A Long And Healthy Life
Victoria’s First Heroin Parlour to Open in Bendigo
Bendigo Standard Runs Out of News, Publishes Satirical News Article Instead
Blissfully Ignorant Parents-to-Be Fantasize About The Magical World of Parenthood
Council sells Bendigo creek bluestones to build Trump’s border wall
Man Tells Yo Mamma Jokes For No Apparent Reason
Dog Drives Owner Home From Pub After Grand Final Win
NASA to Investigate Stickiness of Tap House Carpet
Runaway Bull Mauls 60 During Night On The Town
Bendigo Easter Dragons “Unrealistic” Claims Local Game Of Thrones Expert
Council Requires Every Driver To Flip The Bird At Intersections
Healthy Harold To Run In Bendigo Federal Election
Spider-Man Fan Says He Would Avenge His Uncle’s Death, But Not That Creepy One
Dad Not Looking Forward To Sitting At The Kids Table At The Family Christmas Lunch
Bendigo’s Housing Market So Bad, Even Ghosts Can’t Afford to Haunt
Melbournians Urged to Stay The Fork Away From Bendigo
First Trailer for GTA VI: Bendigo Has Just Dropped
Bendigo Standard to merge with Bendigo Have Your Say
“Toddler Buying Beach Shovel And Bucket Is A Hitman” Says Toyworld Employee
Bendigo Sads ‘n’ Orgies Festival Considers Name Change
Man Finds Way To Eat Banana In A Non-Sexy Way
Jane Bunn Predicts Bendigo Weather Using The ‘Duvet On, Duvet Off’ System
Dad Refers To Groovin The Moo As ‘Groovin To The Moo’
Bendigo TAFE Unveils Certificate 2 in Car Theft
Boss Hints He Has Too Many Coffee Mugs To Potential Secret Santa
Mario Wonders How Luigi Can Afford A Haunted Mansion In Bendigo On A Plumbers Salary
22 Santas Arrested In Santa Fight Club
School Girl Wishes Magpies Would Swoop Teacher
Man Excitedly Prepares for Meatstock Festival, Vows to Consume Entire Animal Kingdom
Bendigo Powerball Winner Buys Long Gully
Scoop: It’s Not Actually Called Lansell Plaza Anymore
Man Who Counts Sheep For A Living Falls Asleep on the Job
Man Jumps on Richmond Bandwagon As They’re Not As Crap Now
‘S’ Plates Introduced To Identify Shit Drivers
Building Evacuated After Work Colleague Sprays Lynx Africa
Council Commits $50m for ‘Rough Surface – Slow Down’ Signs
Castlemaine Neither A Castle Nor A Maine
Cinema Patron Wonders How Long Hot Dogs Been Sitting There
Blues & Roots Festival Not As Sad or Sexy As Name Suggests
Top Ten Places To Vomit In Bendigo
Study Finds People Who Ride Mobility Scooters Don’t Know Footpaths Actually Exist
Elderly Local Man Saves $1 On Fuel A Year By Rounding Down
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